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You know you're from Grafton if....
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1. You take off of work the day "Swirls and Scoops"
opens.
2. "The Rez, Bummits, and Dead Man's" actually mean
something to you
3. You miss Stuart's Parking Lot
4. You religiously look forward to the fire fighters
chicken barbeque in high school as one of you favorite
days of the year
5. You recognize Joe Harrington as a major criminal
6. "Villiage People" does not denote a disco group to
you
7. You have wanted to if not actually kicked Jesse
Plaud's ass in the last 10 years
8. You refer to the liquor store as "coaches"
9. You are under 80 years of age and can remember the
day your town got its first traffic light
10. You consider any girl from Millbury a whore
11. If Jim Bergonholtz has yelled at you for walking
walking on his gym floor with the wrong shoes on more
than one occasion
12. You paid a ridiculous $5 cover charge to enter the
Post Office Pub on the night before Thanksgiving
13. You were forced to pose on a Gazebo before your
prom.
14. You regularly buy beer from former teachers,
coaches, or guidence councilors
15. You still drink in the woods despite that fact
that you are old enough to do otherwise.
16. You never saw a negro in person until the late
90's
17. You refer to Silver Lake as "The Beach"
18. You've gotten both trashed and sick at an early
age at the town carnival
19. You've won free tickets to the millbury cinema at
some point in your life
20. You've claimed to have been at a thanksgiving
football game while actually getting loaded elsewhere
21. You are not remotely phased by the knowledge that
a "clock museum" exists. In fact you consider it a
historical treasure
22. You regularly rip on Sutton for being such a
backwards, podunk, hillbilly town
23. You or someone in your extended family has worked
for or is related to Charlie Bolac
24. You know that there is a totally modern and clean
Super Stop & Shop 2 minutes away, but you insist on
still shopping at Price Choppers in Worcester because,
"that's just the way you do things..."
25. You still refer to this Super Stop & Shop as
Iandolies or Kings
26. You ardently believe that losing the bowling alley
in that plaza was the biggest tragedy to befall the
town
27. The first time you shoplifted was at Stuarts
28. You secretly enjoy the smell of shit that
permeates thourgh your car as you drive by Tufts Vet's
School
30. You see nothing wrong with children playing soccer
on the front lawn of the town's largest industrial
polluter, Wyman Gordons
31. You've strategically facilited the success of
improving the "Ort Report"
32. You have experienced at least one nightmare
revolving around Mrs. LaDuke
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